In what some political analysts believe is a truly historic and risky political move, John McCain has proposed postponing the upcoming presidential election. As one advisor close to McCain put it, "John feels there are simply too many horrendous calamities on the horizon to have an election now. To have a terrified electorate make a choice between John and that black guy at this moment would be too traumatic."
When asked when would be the appropriate time for an election to take place, John McCain replied, "After I have flown back to Washington and single-handedly straightened things out with some straight talk. As you all know I have dealt with some pretty tough cookies in my younger years."
When pressed by members of the liberal-press to give examples of the horrendous calamities, an obviously irate McCain grabbed the reporter by the shirt collar and screamed, "Financial meltdown, Iraq, Afghanistan, Russians, keeping Sarah Palin away from you and my slipping poll numbers!"
Members of the Obama campaign have expressed puzzlement and caution concerning McCain's statements. Some feel it is very sophisticated political trick orchestrated by Carl Rove. Barack Obama has stated he still plans to be on the ballot regardless of what John McCain does.
When asked about McCain's bold move, Sarah Palin replied, "Well you all know John McCain is a maverick and I can see Russia while field-dressing a moose."
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GAT in the Pacific Northwest
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