Recent polls have indicated that voters nationwide have responded positively to seeing Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton drinking alcoholic beverages while campaigning. Consequently, representatives from both the Clinton and Obama camp have proposed a nationally televised "Primary Drink-Off" between the two Democratic candidates. Both candidates have agreed that this type of event would help them "connect" with the average American who is turning to alcohol to drown his or her sorrows.
Negotiations are now underway between the two candidate's campaign staff and various television networks. Some have reported it resembles a feeding-frenzy as the networks compete to sponsor this groundbreaking event.
Each candidate will be required to sit on a bar-stool and continue drinking various drinks suggested by submissions from U-Tube. While drinking they will be required to give answers (not necessarily coherent) to questions thrown at them by bar patrons. The first candidate to fall off his or her bar-stool will be declared the loser.
John McCain stated he would gladly compete against the winner since no one can outdrink a "drunken sailor."
GAT in the Pacific Northwest
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